Hello my delicious and decadent mortal and demi-mortal compatriots!!

There has been so much heaviness in the news of late I felt the need to shine a little light on the dark and gloomy world of conquest and politics and religious righteousness.

This Basin is a beautiful and moderately magical place because all of you delightful nutcases are able to share all those random screaming voices in your head!!

Please keep in mind, however, that not all the voices are to be trusted. For example, cheese CAN go bad. No matter what the voices may say to the contrary!

Where was I going with this again...?

Ah yes. The only place worth going is Gaudiguch because every single one of you needs a solid partycation. Also, I don't mean to brag, but how can you not think our Amazing and Talented Divine are not the life of any shindig?!

Cause they are!!

Yours truly!!

Kojin the Jester!

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Vestian, in the year 704 CE.