It's that time of year! That gift-giving, dwarvish fool, Ironbeard the
Magnanimous, has returned to help celebrate the solstice holidays. He'll
visit people randomly every Lusternian day, handing out all sorts of
lovely goodies. Hmm, does this mean Jolly Bundy and the Solstice Gnomes
may soon follow? That depends if you've been naughty or nice! (And I'm
not telling which one.)

Penned by My hand on the 11th of Urlachmar, in the year 253 CE.