With the Anniversary Hamster Hunt soon scheduled to begin, the hamsters
rebelled and shut Lusternia down. The Inner Sea was filled with pellets
and straw, the Skarch Desert used in a most disturbing manner, and even
the Undervault found strange transparent globes rolling through the
tunnels. Yes, Lusternia was frozen in time by some ancient hamster
magicks.

But we finally persevered! Lusternia has been unfrozen and the hamsters
quelled. The Hamster Hunt has been rescheduled for 5:00 p.m. PST on
October 5, 2017.

(Some may tell you that our ISP went down for almost 8 hours but I still
think it was the hamsters...)

Penned by My hand on the 8th of Vestian, in the year 485 CE.