Since you all seem intent on shuffling around leaderships to confuse Us
in the Havens, it has been made easier for you! A new command, called
RESIGN, has been added, which allows people to resign from a position
without quitting the organisation. HELP RESIGNATION will show you how to
do it!

Quickly now, throw off your responsibilities and resign from everything
while you still enjoy life!

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Avechary, in the year 129 CE.