I am appalled at the utter lack of intelligence and basic elements of
composition in your recent missive. It is a bit of an affront to poetry
as an art form, else I would remain silent. Kindly abandon your mangling
of the artistic verse and go back to loosening tree bark with your
forehead, or whatever it may be that you lot do.

Jael d'Murani

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Avechary, in the year 249 CE.