Hail Saaga,

Greetings from Gaudiguch!

I have to say, I barely managed to read the first portion of your
missive without falling asleep. In fact I had to smoke my weed and drink
another draft of whiskey just to make it as far as the second.

It is quite good of you to respond. however, what your city decides and
who they propose to enter, and how they view the outcome are quite
simply not important. You see, it was Rika who was invited to the party,
not any of the rest of you and Rika who can or cannot accept.

While I am sure the Divine man boobs of Elostian are a sight to behold
in a wet shirt, they were however not invited. As such, we will assume
the offer declined much like our previous attempt. It's a shame really,
the party was going to be the talk of the Basin for years to come.

Flame on,
Kalin

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Juliary, in the year 255 CE.