From the Desk of the Execumatrix Magnificus.

Inhabitants of the Basin of Life of all known cities, communes,
villages, settlements, isolated habitations, etc, greetings.

As Execumatrix Magnificus of the Institutional Society of Hallifax for
the Improvement of Temporal Knowledge, I wish to issue my personal
thanks and that of the Institute's myriad researchers for your
involuntary participation in our recent experiment, which was a part of
[CLASSIFICATION LEVEL INSUFFICIENT]. Your participation has contributed
to the advancement of temporal knowledge and may lead to any number of
helpful developments. The fearless scientists of the Institutional
Society are dedicated to such advancements, in whatever form they may
appear.

Please note that you may have noticed some side-effects. Common
side-effects include: unexplained ageing of about three years,
notification of multiple cartel design slots coming open, a feeling of
deja vu, temporary weakness of the limbs, headaches, nausea, vomiting,
unsteadiness, dizziness, temporary blindness, temporary deafness, hair
loss (or appropriate racial subtype), external bleeding, internal
bleeding, "nosebleeds," haemophilia, sudden-onset myopia, slow-onset
myopia, amnesia, reverse-ageing syndrome, a feeling of intense paranoia,
heart palpitations, flaking skin (or appropriate racial subtype),
dismemberment, decapitation, and death. The Institutional Society, the
Institutional Society Research Department, the Invisible College, and
the City of Hallifax are not responsible for any side-effects resulting
from participation in temporal experimentation, including psychological
damage, real or imagined. Please direct any queries or complaints to the
Institutional Society Subject Liason Department, currently
[CLASSIFICATION LEVEL INSUFFICIENT]. Those developing serious
side-effects may be eligible for further studies conducted by the
Institutional Society Medical Research Department; further information
may be forthcoming.

In closing, thank you again for your contribution to the body of
temporal knowledge available to the Institutional Society. I sincerely
hope you rest easily knowing that you have helped to Make Tomorrow a
Brighter Day for Science!

Professor Ileein Shavatt
Execumatrix Magnificus
The Institutional Society of Hallifax for the Improvement of Temporal
Knowledge

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Estar, in the year 273 CE.