obscene stuff

And this is where you tap Bobbins or whoever on the shoulder and let them put the brat in timeout until a god can do something more painful to it.

I issued him, because I didn't know what else to do.

Always go to guides first. Its their job, and its a lot easier for guides to handle them than you, and issues aren't usually terribly fast as far as I know.

An issue is the proper way to report something like this that's happening.

An issue is the proper way to report something like this that's happening.

Gadritan tells you, "Ooom, its no secret i've got a fetish for elfen women, if things had been diffrently, I would have gone after you."

Are you sure...? Everything I've ever heard is if novices are causing trouble, get the guides on them because they can act immediately, whereas you have no idea if an admin is around or not. Plus a guide can get an admin if needed.

Seeker of the Moon, Lilian says, "Hello."

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

You say, "I'm Aubrey, nice to meet you."

Seeker of the Moon, Lilian says, "I am Lilian. I don't know if it's nice to meet you yet."

"Revan tells you, "*weep*."

Revan tells you, "MAKE ME A BEER FROM THE BITTER TEARS OF MY EYES AND CALL IT REVANBOCK."

(Hallifax): Arte says, "Imagine, if you will, an ineffable clam, its meaty yet insubstantial shell clasping firmly in its bosom countless pearls of in
effable wisdom."

(Hallifax): You say, "Ok."

(Hallifax): Arte says, "Or perhaps it is the bosom that is meaty. Consider it an analogy in progress."

The Pool of Stars.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A
shaggy polar bear towers here, baring vicious teeth. Veryan, Defender of the
Spirits struggles ceaselessly against an unseen foe. Glancing nervously at the
shop's entrance, Mannie Gadgetcrafter is here, well-dressed and clean.
Glimmering with an ethereal radiance, this moonflower sits here as its petals
dance in an unseen breeze. A Divinity's throne of mithril demands your respect
here. Master of the asylum, Alakar i'Xiia paces back and forth here, his eyes
aflame with foul intent. A brownie leaps about from foot to foot here, giggling
inanely. Lady Ardath n'Lochli, an elaborately masked viscanti, strolls
gracefully by, bejeweled in regal blue silks and lace. Frozen in place close to
the ground, a small foxglove fae stares fixedly at her surroundings. Kyree
Goldfeather stands here, grumbling to himself. Floating in the murky waters is
the decaying form of Emperor Ladantine VII. Seated upon a bench beside the well,
Nefura bides her time. Squire Dan, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a
heavy longsword in his left hand. Kialkarkea Diodorus is here. She wields a
dagger of patterned steel in her left hand. Penumbra Malath, Servant of Shadows
is here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her right hand. Estarra, the
Eternal floats here, surrounded by swirling energies. Ejei Jhake is here. Tender
Lhorash, Votary of Spider is here, shrouded. He wields a black steel nekai in
each hand. Merciful Judge Saoirse Ama'nar'isil, Keeper of Celestia's Spell is
here. She wields a holy symbol of the light in her left hand. Earl Rodngar
Naresni, the Transmogrified is here. He wields the Shifting Orb of Illumination
in his left hand. Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer is
here. She wields a beryl wand in her right hand. Druid Vasnier Zayah, Servant of
the Sacred Grove is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a
glowing powerstone in his right. Siam of the Abyss towers here. He wields an
athame dagger in his left hand and a wyrden shield with the image of a drum in
his right. Forbidden Sohei Sahmiam m'Viraz, Speaker of the Silent is here. He
wields a dark serrated chain with both hands. Serenguard Thernial Car'vier is
here. He wields a silver rapier in each hand. Silver-Winged Mnemosyne Zayah
towers here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Chaote
Shebet is here. Ethereal Ashke, Indigo Healer is here. He wields a glowing
powerstone in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Of the Tainted
Earth, Feyrll Feyranti is here. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand and
a silver rimmed shield with a roaring dragon emblem in her right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).

it just might become the new drug to sell to Gaudi for their epic

That's dementia.