Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Lendren2010-07-30 19:06:45
The Sadie bottom-pinching thing is a lot funnier if you were there earlier for the discussion about Sadie's body-part collecting hobby expanding to include bottoms and spleens, which that tied into perfectly.

(BTW, the bit about the little girl in a print dress refers to a role in Lendren's next play, part of which has already been published in the bardics.)
Ikkan2010-07-30 23:23:46
(): Naralis says, "See there's man dating and then there's butt pirates."
Unknown2010-07-30 23:34:03
Edited for obscenity. Fain.
Unknown2010-07-30 23:42:59
sad.gif You can't say that word on the Achaean forums. Why is this place much more cooler?


Also, I wanted to kill that guy but forgot 3 key things:

1. Citizen
2. I'm GR1
3. Innocence

Woe is me.
Aubrey2010-07-30 23:47:09
QUOTE (Kayte @ Jul 30 2010, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
obscene stuff


And this is where you tap Bobbins or whoever on the shoulder and let them put the brat in timeout until a god can do something more painful to it.
Unknown2010-07-30 23:48:46
Anyone CR4 or higher can outcitizen, you know. We've done it before to newbies like that, if they won't respond to people telling them to behave.

EDIT:
CODE
2010/07/30 23:28:28 - Telperion kicked out Naegar.


Problem solved. God help the next org he goes to.
Unknown2010-07-30 23:52:09
QUOTE (Aubrey @ Jul 30 2010, 08:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And this is where you tap Bobbins or whoever on the shoulder and let them put the brat in timeout until a god can do something more painful to it.


I issued him, because I didn't know what else to do.
Acrune2010-07-30 23:55:10
QUOTE (Kayte @ Jul 30 2010, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I issued him, because I didn't know what else to do.


Always go to guides first. Its their job, and its a lot easier for guides to handle them than you, and issues aren't usually terribly fast as far as I know.
Unknown2010-07-31 00:18:43

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Surrounded by trees and large ferns, a
huge firepit has been made in the centre of this clearing. Old charred logs
still are piled inside its rock circle, the remains of a forest bonfire. Nearby,
a few bushes covered in ripe blueberries grow thick and large, foraged by many
of the small animals that live nearby. A small hole has been dug into the ground
here, as if something has been burrowing. A small hole has been dug into the
ground here, as if something has been burrowing. A small hole has been dug into
the ground here, as if something has been burrowing. A small hole has been dug
into the ground here, as if something has been burrowing. A small hole has been
dug into the ground here, as if something has been burrowing. A small hole has
been dug into the ground here, as if something has been burrowing. A small hole
has been dug into the ground here, as if something has been burrowing. A small
hole has been dug into the ground here, as if something has been burrowing.



... I get the impression something's been burrowing here o.O
Raezon2010-07-31 01:51:08
QUOTE (Acrune @ Jul 30 2010, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Always go to guides first. Its their job, and its a lot easier for guides to handle them than you, and issues aren't usually terribly fast as far as I know.


An issue is the proper way to report something like this that's happening.
Acrune2010-07-31 02:00:48
QUOTE (Raezon @ Jul 30 2010, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
An issue is the proper way to report something like this that's happening.


Are you sure...? Everything I've ever heard is if novices are causing trouble, get the guides on them because they can act immediately, whereas you have no idea if an admin is around or not. Plus a guide can get an admin if needed. confused.gif
Sylphas2010-07-31 02:30:57
QUOTE (Raezon @ Jul 30 2010, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
An issue is the proper way to report something like this that's happening.


Before or after you kick them out, enemy them, and slaughter them?
Unknown2010-07-31 03:09:23
QUOTE
Gadritan tells you, "Ooom, its no secret i've got a fetish for elfen women, if things had been diffrently, I would have gone after you."


Teehee.. Gadritan is the king of misses.
Aubrey2010-07-31 03:29:05
QUOTE (Acrune @ Jul 30 2010, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you sure...? Everything I've ever heard is if novices are causing trouble, get the guides on them because they can act immediately, whereas you have no idea if an admin is around or not. Plus a guide can get an admin if needed. confused.gif


Yeah that was my reasoning too. Though if it's a citizen, it's easy to just outcitizen them and enemy them and watch the guards eat them whole. But then there are ones like Lili. I was so glad a Guide put that one in timeout. At least I think that's what happened...

Anyway I do have a quote!

QUOTE
Seeker of the Moon, Lilian says, "Hello."

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

You say, "I'm Aubrey, nice to meet you."

Seeker of the Moon, Lilian says, "I am Lilian. I don't know if it's nice to meet you yet."


Precocious little thing. wub.gif
Unknown2010-07-31 05:35:54
QUOTE
"Revan tells you, "*weep*."

Revan tells you, "MAKE ME A BEER FROM THE BITTER TEARS OF MY EYES AND CALL IT REVANBOCK."
Sakr2010-07-31 11:23:10
QUOTE
(Hallifax): Arte says, "Imagine, if you will, an ineffable clam, its meaty yet insubstantial shell clasping firmly in its bosom countless pearls of in
effable wisdom."

(Hallifax): You say, "Ok."

(Hallifax): Arte says, "Or perhaps it is the bosom that is meaty. Consider it an analogy in progress."


Made me laugh
Neos2010-07-31 11:44:59
should have posted this yesterday but whatever.
maze gives one hell of a drug trip

QUOTE
The Pool of Stars.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A
shaggy polar bear towers here, baring vicious teeth. Veryan, Defender of the
Spirits struggles ceaselessly against an unseen foe. Glancing nervously at the
shop's entrance, Mannie Gadgetcrafter is here, well-dressed and clean.
Glimmering with an ethereal radiance, this moonflower sits here as its petals
dance in an unseen breeze. A Divinity's throne of mithril demands your respect
here. Master of the asylum, Alakar i'Xiia paces back and forth here, his eyes
aflame with foul intent. A brownie leaps about from foot to foot here, giggling
inanely. Lady Ardath n'Lochli, an elaborately masked viscanti, strolls
gracefully by, bejeweled in regal blue silks and lace. Frozen in place close to
the ground, a small foxglove fae stares fixedly at her surroundings. Kyree
Goldfeather stands here, grumbling to himself. Floating in the murky waters is
the decaying form of Emperor Ladantine VII. Seated upon a bench beside the well,
Nefura bides her time. Squire Dan, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a
heavy longsword in his left hand. Kialkarkea Diodorus is here. She wields a
dagger of patterned steel in her left hand. Penumbra Malath, Servant of Shadows
is here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her right hand. Estarra, the
Eternal floats here, surrounded by swirling energies. Ejei Jhake is here. Tender
Lhorash, Votary of Spider is here, shrouded. He wields a black steel nekai in
each hand. Merciful Judge Saoirse Ama'nar'isil, Keeper of Celestia's Spell is
here. She wields a holy symbol of the light in her left hand. Earl Rodngar
Naresni, the Transmogrified is here. He wields the Shifting Orb of Illumination
in his left hand. Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer is
here. She wields a beryl wand in her right hand. Druid Vasnier Zayah, Servant of
the Sacred Grove is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a
glowing powerstone in his right. Siam of the Abyss towers here. He wields an
athame dagger in his left hand and a wyrden shield with the image of a drum in
his right. Forbidden Sohei Sahmiam m'Viraz, Speaker of the Silent is here. He
wields a dark serrated chain with both hands. Serenguard Thernial Car'vier is
here. He wields a silver rapier in each hand. Silver-Winged Mnemosyne Zayah
towers here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Chaote
Shebet is here. Ethereal Ashke, Indigo Healer is here. He wields a glowing
powerstone in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Of the Tainted
Earth, Feyrll Feyranti is here. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand and
a silver rimmed shield with a roaring dragon emblem in her right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).



it just might become the new drug to sell to Gaudi for their epic suspicious.gif
Shiri2010-07-31 12:38:41
That's dementia.
Unknown2010-07-31 12:43:29
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Jul 31 2010, 08:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it just might become the new drug to sell to Gaudi for their epic suspicious.gif


Paranoia is trippy censor.gif
Neos2010-07-31 12:49:10
QUOTE (Shiri @ Jul 31 2010, 08:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's dementia.


don't ruin the drug trip you...