Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Dynami2010-03-07 21:57:40
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(Celina likes to be hugged): Narynth (from the Aetherways) says, "But I will let Magnagora know you would like to challenge them in a one versus many brawl."

(Celina likes to be hugged): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "We call that 'Doing the Glomdoring'"
Thul2010-03-08 00:53:42
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You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Serenwilde.

Amid flowering green.
You see a single exit leading north.

The mournful wail of a ghostly horn reaches your ears before fading away.
A mouth appears and says, "We hope you enjoy your visit to lovely Ethereal Serenwilde. Why not visit the shops while you're here? If you love the pristine, healthy forest enough to visit repeatedly, why not speak to the Ambassador about finding a new home here. Remember, if you lived here, you'd be home already!"


This made me smile.

And realize that I need something better to do.
Lendren2010-03-08 02:09:15
I've been joking about putting something like that up for weeks but never had the guts to do it because I thought people would get mad about it.
Xenthos2010-03-08 02:17:12
QUOTE (Lendren @ Mar 7 2010, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've been joking about putting something like that up for weeks but never had the guts to do it because I thought people would get mad about it.

I think it's a really fine line to tread between cute / funny, and lame / annoying (to all sides).

This one seems to be on the first side though, at least at a seen-once-glance.
Lendren2010-03-08 02:58:36
Yeah, it wouldn't stay funny more than a time or two, I wouldn't keep playing that joke.
ongaku2010-03-08 04:19:28
I don't even get why we have MagicMouth if all it serves to do is tick people off. >< I need to use that spell in my (well, now Zasha's) manse sometime just to mess with Ongaku's kids. :>
Xenthos2010-03-08 04:23:22
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Mar 7 2010, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't even get why we have MagicMouth if all it serves to do is tick people off. >< I need to use that spell in my (well, now Zasha's) manse sometime just to mess with Ongaku's kids. :>

You can also use it to tell you when a shrouded person enters the room.
Lehki2010-03-08 04:27:09
QUOTE (Lendren @ Mar 7 2010, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, it wouldn't stay funny more than a time or two, I wouldn't keep playing that joke.

If you used the same message everytime yeah. Need to keep it fresh!
Xenthos2010-03-08 04:31:49
QUOTE (Lehki @ Mar 7 2010, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you used the same message everytime yeah. Need to keep it fresh!

A mouth appears and says, "Warning! This Ethereal realm is under quarantine!"

Combine with Nexus Distort.
Mirami2010-03-08 05:29:30
QUOTE (Lehki @ Mar 7 2010, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you used the same message everytime yeah. Need to keep it fresh!

See, then the problem is, people who come in to see the message of the day.
Lehki2010-03-08 05:39:18
QUOTE (Romertien @ Mar 8 2010, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See, then the problem is, people who come in to see the message of the day.

Like they don't come in on a daily basis already?
Zallafar2010-03-08 05:59:57
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Mar 7 2010, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't even get why we have MagicMouth if all it serves to do is tick people off.

Esano found a creative use for it, to help map the labyrinth in the Chancel. If you try to map it the normal way, you'll see why he did this!
Aerotan2010-03-08 06:02:17
That...is clever...I may try that with the maze in the wayfaire next time it shows up...
Reiha2010-03-08 06:49:51
Ongaku tells you, "Catchin' yer kid masturbatin' is another good one."

What a perv, tsk tsk.
ongaku2010-03-08 06:52:21
QUOTE (Reiha @ Mar 8 2010, 02:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ongaku tells you, "Catchin' yer kid censor.gif in' is another good one."

What a perv, tsk tsk.

Thanks for posting it in context, Reiha!

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You tell Aqua Initiate Reiha, Mistress of the Marbles, "Ya know an awful lot 'boutcher son's sex life..."

Reiha tells you, "I walked in on him a few times unfortunately."

You tell Aqua Initiate Reiha, Mistress of the Marbles, "Those're precious moments."

Reiha tells you, "Yeah, hard to forget."

You tell Aqua Initiate Reiha, Mistress of the Marbles, "Catchin' yer kid censor.gif in' is another good one."

Reiha tells you, "...."

You tell Aqua Initiate Reiha, Mistress of the Marbles, "Bwahahahahaha."


In retrospect, this doesn't make me look any less pervy. >_> However, it was more meant to be silly rather than pervy.
Reiha2010-03-08 06:59:39
(Newbie): Hydern says, "How do i join a guild and learn skills."

(Newbie): Sahmiam says, "You're already in a guild."

(Newbie): Melville says, "You should use Sahmiam like the help system. TELL
SAHMIAM will allow him to teach you more effectively."
Unknown2010-03-08 07:29:42
QUOTE (Reiha @ Mar 8 2010, 01:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Newbie): Hydern says, "How do i join a guild and learn skills."

(Newbie): Sahmiam says, "You're already in a guild."

(Newbie): Melville says, "You should use Sahmiam like the help system. TELL
SAHMIAM will allow him to teach you more effectively."


A few minutes after that, he asked if I was a mob.
Aerotan2010-03-08 08:13:14
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Mar 8 2010, 01:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
stuff

Which son was this, anyway?
Esano2010-03-08 08:19:40
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Mar 8 2010, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That...is clever...I may try that with the maze in the wayfaire next time it shows up...

Sadly, the Wayfaire is peaced, and I believe that both programmed illusions and magic mouths are aggressive actions. Instead, the rooms are not identical - just nearly so! So you can still tell when you're on or off the correct path, and then just use trial and error, of course writing down the correct path as you find it.
Aerotan2010-03-08 08:29:01
Oh, I still remember the correct path, but I have to tell everyone every time it's around, so I'd rather just try to magicmouth it...