Unknown2011-03-22 14:15:03
Granted but now she never shuts up.
I wish that people weren't such annoying pricks.
I wish that people weren't such annoying pricks.
Talan2011-03-22 15:40:53
QUOTE (Kayte @ Mar 22 2011, 10:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted but now she never shuts up.
I wish that people weren't such annoying pricks.
I wish that people weren't such annoying pricks.
Granted. Everyone you interact with is incredibly nice, all the time. It seems effortless. You resent their peace of mind. You start to wonder, "Wait, am I the prick now?" You can no longer relate to your peers. Unable to gain the self esteem from the sense of moral superiority which follows acting rightly where you have witnessed others acting poorly, you spiral into depression. At a Sunday brunch with friends you lash out at a busboy, who accepts your bad behavior with a quiet grace you find infuriating. You rise and strike the man, and still he turns the other cheek. Your friends pity you, offering consoling smiles and gentle pats. Obviously you're having a bad day. They'll give you the space you need. You will ignore their phone calls when they start to worry after a week. Eventually, they will stop calling, assenting to your wishes to end all acquaintance.
I wish I were on vacation!
Lawliet2011-03-22 17:33:09
QUOTE (Talan @ Mar 22 2011, 03:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted. Everyone you interact with is incredibly nice, all the time. It seems effortless. You resent their peace of mind. You start to wonder, "Wait, am I the prick now?" You can no longer relate to your peers. Unable to gain the self esteem from the sense of moral superiority which follows acting rightly where you have witnessed others acting poorly, you spiral into depression. At a Sunday brunch with friends you lash out at a busboy, who accepts your bad behavior with a quiet grace you find infuriating. You rise and strike the man, and still he turns the other cheek. Your friends pity you, offering consoling smiles and gentle pats. Obviously you're having a bad day. They'll give you the space you need. You will ignore their phone calls when they start to worry after a week. Eventually, they will stop calling, assenting to your wishes to end all acquaintance.
I wish I were on vacation!
I wish I were on vacation!
Granted, you're now in Libya.
I wish all the little things I have to buy (Printer ink, phone credit, washing, etc) didn't suddenly hit me the moment I have very little monies
Razenth2011-03-22 18:35:12
Granted.
Unknown2011-03-22 18:51:49
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Lawliet2011-03-22 19:44:12
QUOTE (Razenth @ Mar 22 2011, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted.
Where was the corruption there? Psh.
Razenth2011-03-22 19:45:26
It sounded too sad for corruption. I have a big heart.
Casilu2011-03-22 19:47:54
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 22 2011, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, you're now in Libya.
I wish all the little things I have to buy (Printer ink, phone credit, washing, etc) didn't suddenly hit me the moment I have very little monies
I wish all the little things I have to buy (Printer ink, phone credit, washing, etc) didn't suddenly hit me the moment I have very little monies
Granted. Instead a large quantity of big purchases suddenly hit you when you have very little monies.
I wish I had a heart.
Ayisdra2011-03-22 19:59:30
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 22 2011, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted. Instead a large quantity of big purchases suddenly hit you when you have very little monies.
I wish I had a heart.
I wish I had a heart.
Granted, but now you have emotions.
I wish I didn't think all the ideas I have were bad/could actually go with them and have them become something.
Unknown2011-03-22 20:29:00
QUOTE (Ayisdra @ Mar 22 2011, 03:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but now you have emotions.
I wish I didn't think all the ideas I have were bad/could actually go with them and have them become something.
I wish I didn't think all the ideas I have were bad/could actually go with them and have them become something.
Granted, but it turns out your ideas were actually bad, and you just wasted all of your time and effort.
I wish that Lusternia had a warrior class that used magic offensively instead of just for buffing themselves up and the occasional cooldown.
Lawliet2011-03-22 21:57:23
Granted, however it is made extremely overpowered, I'm the only member and no one else can join. So I grief you and Gaudiguch constantly.
I wish I'd turned up to maths today, apparantly we actually did some real maths
I wish I'd turned up to maths today, apparantly we actually did some real maths
Rancoura2011-03-23 02:04:49
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 22 2011, 04:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, however it is made extremely overpowered, I'm the only member and no one else can join. So I grief you and Gaudiguch constantly.
I wish I'd turned up to maths today, apparantly we actually did some real maths
I wish I'd turned up to maths today, apparantly we actually did some real maths
Granted, but then you were so tired that you fell asleep and missed it all. AND got kicked out of the course.
I wish a real-life god would reveal him-/her-/itself to people and cause a phenomenon. Just for kicks.
Casilu2011-03-23 02:14:42
QUOTE (Rancoura. @ Mar 22 2011, 07:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but then you were so tired that you fell asleep and missed it all. AND got kicked out of the course.
I wish a real-life god would reveal him-/her-/itself to people and cause a phenomenon. Just for kicks.
I wish a real-life god would reveal him-/her-/itself to people and cause a phenomenon. Just for kicks.
Granted, but the god is Cthulu. May we all be eaten quickly.
I wish I had more normal hobbies.
Rancoura2011-03-23 02:16:16
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 22 2011, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but the god is Cthulu. May we all be eaten quickly.
I wish I had more normal hobbies.
I wish I had more normal hobbies.
Granted, but you'd drown in a boating accident during a weekend-long fishing trip.
I wish I had more abnormal hobbies.
Lawliet2011-03-23 02:18:46
QUOTE (Rancoura. @ Mar 23 2011, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but you'd drown in a boating accident during a weekend-long fishing trip.
I wish I had more abnormal hobbies.
I wish I had more abnormal hobbies.
Granted, but you get decapitated by a monkey with a halberd.
I wish I had cake
Casilu2011-03-23 02:20:05
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 22 2011, 07:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but you get decapitated by a monkey with a halberd.
I wish I had cake
I wish I had cake
Granted, here is your Aperature Science Handheld Portal Device. Go and get it.
I wish I had the power to turn things into donuts.
Unknown2011-03-23 04:11:14
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 22 2011, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, here is your Aperature Science Handheld Portal Device. Go and get it.
I wish I had the power to turn things into donuts.
I wish I had the power to turn things into donuts.
Granted, but it works perfectly, making you become very very overweight.
Lawliet2011-03-23 04:18:01
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 23 2011, 02:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, here is your Aperature Science Handheld Portal Device. Go and get it.
I wish I had the power to turn things into donuts.
I wish I had the power to turn things into donuts.
How was that a corruption?
I wish Kial would make a damn wish.
Unknown2011-03-23 04:51:32
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 23 2011, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How was that a corruption?
I wish Kial would make a damn wish.
I wish Kial would make a damn wish.
He does, but he wishes that you never wished that he made a wish, which creates a temporal and logical paradox that sucks both of you out of the time-space continuum.
I wish I didn't have to take a business elective.
Lawliet2011-03-23 04:59:25
Granted, but you use the time you would be spending doing that eating Casilus delicious stuff-donuts and get fat.
I wish people wouldn't be talking outside my room at 5am.
I wish people wouldn't be talking outside my room at 5am.