Have you been troubled by unpleasant dreams? Have you been perturbed by an incessant need to sleep for the first time in decades?

Of course you have! That's life in the Basin! Be prepared for this most recent wave of misfortune with a cup of bracing and energizing kawhe!

Something stirs in our dreams, and it's sure to put a terrible damper on such recreational fun as: slaying entire populations en masse, delving into forbidden secrets, and standing slack-jawed at the Aetherplex. Even the riveting task of chanting over an enchanter's circle is sure to fall prey to this terrible affliction!

Lucky for you, and everyone, there is now a solution! Kawhe! Seek the WARES of Avadamesh Brightmane at the Pilgrim's Camp (among the gossipers under the canopy of an ancient oak) to get your hands on a sizeable cup of this glorious and energizing beverage!

Let kawhe stand between you and your dreams!

(No liability is held by anyone, at all, for side effects such as, but not limited to, jitteriness, anxiety, elevated heart rate, giant wasp stings, decapitation, or a general sense of ennui.)

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Urlachmar, in the year 682 CE.